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Hey guys remember Myspace? Nope. No one does. These days Myspace seems to be only used for music. (I actually used it to listen to a song recently!) This story takes place no less then about 4 years ago. Isn’t that pathetic. I had never used Myspace but little me judging by the anti cyber bullying speeches we heard at the time it was a place of evil.

This is what I thought a child predator looked like.

Now someone in that grade, I wont mention her name- aw screw it it was Akela, decided  to make one for me. Little ol’ me interpreted this as identity theft.

She apparently had created. But a few months later kids were coming up to we about it. Telling me that she had put pictures of naked men on it.

I told the counselor. Then the action began. There was much interrogating. Me, Akela, and the kid behind the gay rumors. I cant remember his name. Started with a K. He was one of those kids who tried to act mature all the time. One time in lunch he talked about his friends Dad owned an electronic vagina. But lets not get distracted. Where were we- oh yes. The usual subjects.

Sure enough it was all just a big misunderstanding. I was just gullible. There WAS a Myspace account created. The name was “powerpuff” the age was “42”. There is a story behind that name. This one time in class a kid, (the kid with the K at the beginning of his name), said something where he said the word “sedusa” a play on the words ‘’medusa’’ and ‘seduce’. I was quick to point out that Sedusa was the name of a “Powerpuff Girls” villein. All the kids made fun of me for knowing this factoid. What I want to know is why they didn't go “Wait there is a powerpuff girls villein named Sedusa?” No respect.

I mean come on.

I’m not sure if the age has a backstory, unless she was a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fan. Point is everything was resolved. I myself now have a Facebook account. I created it for the sole purpose of getting in to ANOTHER website with ease. As far as I know powerpuff still exists to this day.